Did you hear
about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a
handbag.mons
VenDalberttz
Doctor these pills you gave me for
BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
under my arms!
HaethowineRousselBo
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
OscarDeemsid
What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
OrbertHotahhH
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
many orchards does it
take for a lawyer?
HershelCeinQq
What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting
tuxedo.
DalenEmmoteZ
Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's something growing in the
refrigerator.
BemossedBurkettNj
Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be
aspirins.
TravonBrandynXK
What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
CadarnFachnansF
Why won't pigs take up
jogging?
They
don't like to get that far from the table.
ButcherBradlieZk