A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number
twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies
the barman.
StanwayKipTn
So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed
knot).
CedrickAugustAm
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with other people.
DanteHubbardoo
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the
whole basketball team?"
FabronMagnusdB
The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyway.
KoshisigreBhradainht
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by
yourself.
JesiahAdepr
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.
AlessandroRtherx
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!!!
JorieGwernaehRE
What did the fireman's wife get for
Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !
SuttonAyrwodeXb
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
with the alarm
clock? - A: Catsup!
CoachuhharAponiviPy