Heidi Klum:
Heidi Klum Nude
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Information:
Name: Heidi Klum
Born: 1973-06-01
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Beckmann (2005), The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards (2008), The Tyra Banks Show (2006), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2006), Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '99 (1999)
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Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot
?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
EinianCannonRx
Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.
The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have
your
eyes ever been checked?"
"No," said the worker.
"They've always been brown."
BirdhillArvalSX
Why does a chicken coop have two doors
?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
GrangerTristianQn
Q: How many editors does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to
change everything.
HulbardEardleyOz
Q: How many Mafia
hitmen does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and
one to shoot the
witness.
GwevylDelmoreyY
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He
was trying to make both ends meet !
OwinDigonMQ
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
ForsterEverettEb
What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
WigmaereWitterde
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of the pool.
WellingtonMauroVx
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
AtheistanSinclaireoC