Breckin Meyer:
Breckin Meyer
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Information:
Name: Breckin Meyer
Born: 1974-05-07
Height: 1.66
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Filmography:
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), Dancer, Texas Pop. 81 (1998), Kate & Leopold (2001), Clueless (1995), 'Clueless': The Class of '95 (2005)
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
LuxoviousAvielNM
What do you get when you cross a telephone
with a pair of
pants?
Bell-bottoms!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets
!
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buddha
!
Buddha who ?
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Q:
How many Clinton administration
officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw
the bulb into the water faucet while the other
tells us that
everything possible is being done to help the
situation.
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What's the difference between a
reindeer
and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
When you are a mouse!
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