Mischa Barton:
Mischa Barton Nude
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Information:
Name: Mischa Barton
Born: 1986-01-24
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2004), Where Music Meets Film (2008), Alive & Well with Michelle Harris (2008), The O.C. (2004), Tart (2001)
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Shia LaBeouf:
Shia LaBeouf
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Information:
Name: Shia LaBeouf
Born: 1986-06-11
Height: 1.76
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Filmography:
Last Call with Carson Daly (2006), Max on Set: Disturbia... An Inside Look (2007), Tru Confessions (2002), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2003), The Teen Choice Awards 2007 (2007)
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been
worse.
Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league
!
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a
slope.
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Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you
idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet.
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well,
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